educate, agitate, collaborate

milk5:

You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.

The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?

Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR’s liking.

You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a FAST BROTH dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform the DESSERT STONE

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a LAKE MUD dance.

You feel TIRED.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.

Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.

You perform form a DOG DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.

ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!

A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.

Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.

(via evilwizard)

sea-changed:

me recommending black sails to people but not wanting them to think the show is gimmicky: technically it’s a prequel to treasure island, but that’s not important.

me, internally: black sails reinvented the concept of a prequel by slowly but surely leading up to a series finale that invests the original work with more depth and meaning than it actually deserves, and by calling into question things that are considered canon in treasure island. and you don’t even realize how closely the two texts are connected until deep into the fourth season, when it suddenly becomes clear–skeleton island looms out of the fog like an omen, tying the events of the show to a future that’s masterfully hinted at but never explicitly acknowledged.

(via jaynovz)

beemovieerotica:

thetalee:

“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

Originally posted by r4cs0

(via frodo-of-the-nine-fingers)

miraculous-enby-bug:

thekawaiibutterflygirl:

adhdoofenshmirtz:

which is better?

princesses

villains

wizards

vampires

monsters

furries

robots

pirates

scientists

old women

witches

pathetic men

princesses are pretty good, but vampires is WHERE ITS AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

of course i voted for pathetic men

(via pathfindumb)

shaftking:

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

(via introvertia)

sophiamcdougall:

So disappointing when I unmute a video of animals and there’s stupid music when I hoped the animals might be going eep.

(via characterlimit)

catmask:

i know its been said over and over that trans people who experiment with names before picking one or who change their names shouldn’t be ashamed but ill even go and say. if you spend enough time with trans people you begin to realize how something like a name is just an extension of the person and if you really know them like KNOW them and not just catalogue them as a title in your brain then a name change isn’t really all that difficult. primarily my friends exist in my head as ‘someone i love’ and then names and pronouns are modifiers. also if you know your friends well enough is someone going from 'raven’ to 'victor’ really that surprising of a change to make come on now

awakefor48hours:

I saw a post about this so now I’m curious

Are you religious?

Yes

No

It’s complicated

please consider reblogging for a larger sample size unless you’re planning to say something that’s anti-theistic

(via introvertia)

milf-adjacent:

guerrillatech:

Please note the date on this comic.

(via characterlimit)

6qubed:

mythopoeticlicense:

metastablephysicist:

lady-inkyrius:

lady-inkyrius:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Posting hole

Lol

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

I bet you’d need some high quality copper for that huh?

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

(via highkingpenny)